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Local deviant sugarpolyp claims he no longer bites people.
But is this the truth?
Or is there more to the story?
I had a talk with him, the below evidence might be too much for younger audiences.
The-war-in-my-head- “…yeah ive been friends with him since 7th grade.
the first time i saw him he bit me.”
Sugarpolyp- “gee thanks for sharing that little tidbit of information with the entire web.”
The-war-in-my-head- “Ive only been bit by 13 people i my whole life.
that’s less that one bite a year.
you expect me to forget that?”
Sugarpolyp- “well... still. i don’t do that anymore.”
The-war-in-my-head- “i believe i mentioned that took place in 7th grade.”
Sugarpolyp- “well, tell everyone i don’t do that anymore. i do other things now”
But what other things does he do know.
Could this involve other forms of physical harm,
Maybe even other ways of biting?
For 20 minutes this investigation was a cold case but then I decided to interview some people who have known him for a long time.
Interview 1
The-war-in-my-head- has sugarpolyp ever bitten you?
Explodingspleen- yesh :[
I think my research here is done.
What will happen in the future?
Is anyone safe?
But is this the truth?
Or is there more to the story?
I had a talk with him, the below evidence might be too much for younger audiences.
The-war-in-my-head- “…yeah ive been friends with him since 7th grade.
the first time i saw him he bit me.”
Sugarpolyp- “gee thanks for sharing that little tidbit of information with the entire web.”
The-war-in-my-head- “Ive only been bit by 13 people i my whole life.
that’s less that one bite a year.
you expect me to forget that?”
Sugarpolyp- “well... still. i don’t do that anymore.”
The-war-in-my-head- “i believe i mentioned that took place in 7th grade.”
Sugarpolyp- “well, tell everyone i don’t do that anymore. i do other things now”
But what other things does he do know.
Could this involve other forms of physical harm,
Maybe even other ways of biting?
For 20 minutes this investigation was a cold case but then I decided to interview some people who have known him for a long time.
Interview 1
The-war-in-my-head- has sugarpolyp ever bitten you?
Explodingspleen- yesh :[
I think my research here is done.
What will happen in the future?
Is anyone safe?
This is my new account.
This is my new account.
http://the-chemical-actor.deviantart.com/
the-chemical-actor
this account is dead, my new account is www.the-chemical-actor.com, i will be putting up brand new artwork all weekend long.
why my new stuff isn't up yet.
I cant figure out my fucking scanner, but I will.
I just saw some good movies.
Fight Club- my favorite movie, always has been
Pinapple Express- so fucking funny
Almost Famous- one of the most rocken films ever
Requiem for a Dream- I guess I was fucking myself over to watch a film about herion and speed, expcially since a few close friends started herion recently... needless to say I felt like shit when the movie was over. really powerful movie reccomended to everyone who has parnets who don't care what movies they see.
and yesterday I went to an art museim and say a bunch of andy warhols
Fear and Loathing in California
Fuck Yeah! I'm back in California and I'm lovin it brought some new art and some crazy shit has happened at treatment.
im not kidding I saw someone jump off a fucken 3 story building trying to kill himself but enough depressing shit cause im in a good mood.
last night we hid all the alarm clock radios from night staff and set them to go off full blast in the middle of the night it was really funny.
yesterday was the last day I see my freind for awhile because he ran away so that kinda sucks.
recomend me some movies to watch on my visit and keep skanken!
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This is the purest definition of humour.
I loves it, where can I find more funny things?
I loves it, where can I find more funny things?